The Missing Bride – a mystery by Alysse Aallyn

He reached for my bag

Kissed the top of my forehead –

Doubtless drinking in

Sweat, hairspray, foundation;

 “Richenda?”

Pronouncing it “Richendor”-

English accents are so cool.

“Recognized you immediately. You’re

Just like Mirabel. Maybe it’s 

The dark glasses – always dodging

Paparazzi.”

I felt helpless rapture as if

He flattered me when all it meant

Was that Mirabel wanted to hide and yet

Remain superior in just the way I’d

Fantasized. I did some obscure

Need to argue –

I’m an arguer –

But taking “compliments”

Is the better part I know.  

But usually people said how unalike we were

Snow White and Rose Red.

“Er, thanks,” sounds so ungracious and

 “What happened to Mirabel?”

Downright rude.

I said it anyway.

He batted at it briskly.

“Unavoidably detained.”

Swept me and bag away from the escalator

Clogged with ordinaries –

Down the platform

“We’ll take the elevator to the car service.”

Actually, it was a limo.

The driver rushed to fondle my

Pathetic flowered bag. Couldn’t parse whether he

And this mystery man

Knew each other – casual hire? or

Permanent position?  Hard to know.

“You’re the fiancé?” I stuttered out. 

Worse and worse! Country cousin

Morphing into bumpkin sister.

He seemed surprised.

“So sorry,” he bundled me into the limo,

“My excuse is wedding nerves. 

Meet the family!

Philip Valerian. Everyone calls me 

Verne.” Now I was 

Laughing and I couldn’t stop.

“Mom thought your name was Rupert Golden!”

Verne didn’t see the amusement. 

“Must be some other swain,” he huffed.

Was I

Getting Mirabel in trouble? 

Would she thank me?

What kind of fiancé

Hates to hear his glamor girl

Has been around?

“I guess we all have wedding nerves.”

He was jumpy,

Fingers drumming on one knee.

What a relief to turn away

Make what brain-meat I could of the street outside.

Writing my own story

In which he was smoother, easier,

Less knotty and complex.

New York City! Kubla Khan!

But everything was dark and dingy

Until Fifth Avenue; there a

Nonstop parade of glittery storefronts 

And entitled shoppers

Promised trousseaux and makeovers and

 Glamorous fun!

The limo stopped at the dress designer

Questrina,

And the driver stepped out of the car.

A woman rushed through the double doors offering

two glossy green dress bags in outstretched hands-

Driver swept them into the trunk and we were off again.

“Your dresses,” explained Verne.

My excitement dulled to confusion &

Disappointment –

Bait and switch:

I should have known.

 “I thought Mirabel and I

Would choose our dresses -“

“Oh, there’ll be lots for you to do.”

I’m surprised he didn’t offer a

Lolly to distract me.

“Here we are,” said the would-be groom.

“At my place.”

A skyscraper on Fifth Avenue? 

Shiny red doorman

Rushed the curb. “Your lordship.”

I thought my ears were ringing.

Was I hearing right?

Should have watched that damn Downtown Abbey 

Or whatever it was called –

My oldsters begged me to 

Watch with them

Instead of proudly sequestering my anime anger.

Could he really have a title?

Do they still give those out?

We were alone for a looooong 43 floor ride.

Under sallow yellow

Lighting he seemed

Depressed – was it me or

Or approaching Mirabel?

If only I could read minds!  Then

Gold enameled door opened and 

There stood my sister.

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